Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
Omg this was me today
im gonna liveblog the super bowl
they are all running around
one guy fell over
theres a ball
i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
is this a reaction or an example
1. Are looks important in a relationship? somewhat, but there are much more important attributes
2. Are relationships ever worth it? I think so.
3. Are you a virgin? Gonna have to go with no on this one
4. Are you in a relationship? Yes
5. Are you in love? Not sure
6. Are you single this year? Nope
7. Can you commit to one person? Yes I can.
8. Describe your crush He’s a very sweet, considerate, and caring person. We have a ton of similar interests so we understand each other’s references and overall he’s pretty much just amazing
9. Describe your perfect mate I don’t know if I can
10. Do you believe in love at first sight? It depends I guess
11. Do you ever want to get married? Yes I do.
12. Do you forgive betrayal? It depends on what they did
13. Do you get jealous easily? Sometimes. Not always
14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes
15. Do you have any piercings? Yes, just one in each ear
16. Do you have any tattoos? I wish
17. Do you like kissing in public? Sure
20. Do you shower every day? Every other day
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Um I think so
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Maybe
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Probably not.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?I already am soooooo
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Yes
28. Have you ever been cheated on? Not that I know of
29. Have you ever cheated on someone? No
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? No.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Yes
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Probably
33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Sort of?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? No
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yes
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Yes
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Hasn’t everyone?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Yes
41. Have you had sex so far this year? Sort of???
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? I’m honestly not sure
43. How long was your longest relationship? About 8-9 months
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 4 boyfriends
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? 1
46. How many times did you have sex last year? Noneeeee
47. How old are you? 18
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I’d tell them to be with that person. Their happiness is important,and they deserve to be with someone they like and who makes them happy
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? He has the best taste in movies and music and also he’s just amazing in general
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? He’d have nothing to apologize for, he didn’t do anything wrong
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Myself.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Yes just because I knew it wasn’t in the cards for us
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Maybe, I’m not sure
54. Is there someone you will never forget? Several someones
55. Share a relationship story. Yesterday my boyfriend and I went to the zoo and long story short it was the best date ever
56. State 8 facts about your body I’m about 5’6”, I have moles all over the place, my skin tans really easily, I can do the splits with the left foot leading, I have self harm scars, I wear a size 8 shoe, my legs are really long, and my toenails are currently black
57. Things you want to say to an ex. I’m sorry.
58. What are five ways to win your heart? There’s only one way to win my heart, and that’s be yourself. =)
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? about 2 years
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? their overall personality
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? mmmmm there’s this way my boyfriend kisses me, where he like grabs my neck and strokes my neck with his thumb and leans in really slow to kiss me and like it’s really nice
63. What is your definition of “having sex”? either oral or the traditional way
64. What is your definition of cheating? dating other people when you are committed to another person
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? mostly neck kissing or lip biting
66. What is your favourite roleplay? not sure
67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Idk going to the zoo was pretty great
68. What is your sexual orientation? Straight
69. What turns you off? lots of body hair probably?
70. What turns you on? Idk just like lots of kissing, neck kissing, lightly stroking my back, just stuff like that I guess~
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? I don’t knowwww
72. What words do you like to hear during sex? I don’t know
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? hold my hand if they noticed I was upset
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? not sure on this one
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? lately my boyfriend’s been like holding out his hand and helping me up when I’m sitting
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I’m not sure
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? as long as it’s not like ridiculous then it’s none of my concern
78. What’s your dirtiest secret? then it wouldn’t be a secret
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? not sure
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Today
81. Who are five people you find attractive? natalie dormer, benedict cumberbatch, my boyfriend, benaddicted-to-cumberbatch, and Chris Evans
82. Who is the last person you hugged? my boyfriend
83. Who was your first kiss with? Zack Foltz
84. Why did your last relationship fail? It just wasn’t working out and I don’t know
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? I have before so sure
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.