• Americans: we love immigrants please move here!!!!!
  • Americans: but only if you're white
  • Americans: and are fluent in english or willing to learn this complex language
  • Americans: and you follow all of our laws before you even know them
  • Americans: and you're Christian
  • Americans: and you have a cool accent
  • Americans: if you don't fit that criteria we don't want you
  • Americans: but we welcome everyone and encourage immigration!!!! #meltingpot
  • parents: be yourself
  • me: -is self-
  • parents: wait no
  • skellaten:

furrypenis:

isaacferguson:

liquar:

teen:

they’re going to be gorgeous

Going to be?They are, those kids are hotter then I could ever be

How tho

their eyes omg

spam my insta @maddyhebden and ill spam yours

    skellaten:

    furrypenis:

    isaacferguson:

    liquar:

    teen:

    they’re going to be gorgeous

    Going to be?
    They are, those kids are hotter then I could ever be

    How tho

    their eyes omg

    spam my insta @maddyhebden and ill spam yours

    loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

    loganmcowen:

    I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

    literally my favorite commercial ever.

    lightspeedsound:

    becca-morley:

    adventures in school

    I can tell these are all high schooler stories because there’s nothing about professors getting drunk with you

    axbitofboth:

    You have no idea how long I’ve waited for someone to STATE THE DAMN OBVIOUS

    supnoah:

    do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

    neenya:

yup
    575

    neenya:

    yup

    majiinboo:

this is so real it hurts

    majiinboo:

    this is so real it hurts

    thatfunnyblog:

    thats my favourite animal

    possessed-night-guard:

    marauders4evr:

    It’s just a flesh wound.

    The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

    (i dont reblog things on this blog but this was a keeper)